It is nightfall, it is quiet, it is somber, and there is something within the sky of a desert town. Its skin is green, and atop its naked head is a cowboy hat, and wheat is chewed beneath its tobacco-stained teeth. Its eyes are large, it reflects the sky just beyond the aircraft it sits within, such machinery unlike any you have seen before. It speaks, but you can't understand what it is saying, it is just simple tones of high and low pitches that seem so far off from any language you've ever heard before. And it brandishes a revolver, twirls it within its rawboned fingers, and shoots you in the middle of your skull. The warmth of hot blood fills your head, your nose, your mouth, and you can taste it. "See you, space cowboy ..." And I close your book, and I am Rowan Knucklehead. Subliminal messaging is not allowed at the funeral.

"At the funeral, I swear I heard you talk to me. But, I mean, I did see some strange green man in a large hat there. He didn't look like he was any upset nor did I recognize him, I couldn't really see his face though. He didn't talk to me, but he started trying to pull out the snotty tissues I had in my pocket. It was so weird, but I didn't want to be rude to the grieving, so I just let him. Then, when it came to be night, I dreamt that I left my body and went back to a few days ago, and I saw that green man kill you. I've never felt so hopeless, but when I woke up I swear I saw a strange light coming from behind my curtains and that same green man in the corner of my room. When I blinked, he was gone. I hope this letter finds you, wherever." Haha! -

WHO IS THE DUNGEON MASTER?

In A Land Far Far Away you find the digital space of a nincompoop, you are welcome to enter just please wipe the mud from your shoes on the DO NOT ENTER mat. I write about video games and related Topics like consoles or Other, unspeakable horrific things... You May Read It Here !!! Yay!!! .. Why'd I make This Website .. You Ask.. Deer Reader? Don't raise thy hooves in temperament, I shall say.. I firmly thinks that modern digital spaces are diarrhea and that everyone should go back to making websites for their hobbies. It's cooler and funner and means more to yourself .. It's like an entire room but inside of the computer and you get to write whatever on the walls. I twiddle the wand I kept secret this whole time, and I bless you with the knowledge of HTML and CSS. Say Thank You. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

COOL LINKS HERE : - P !

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